Phone ringing..

‘Where are you?’

‘I’m coming.’

*Did I ask what you were doing?*

‘Where are you?’

‘Around Calle 85’

*But where? By the way the 85th is 1 km long*

Calling again..

‘Where are you?’

‘I’m coming to get the keys!’

*AGAIN?*

‘WHERE are you??!’

‘I’m at Calle 95!’

*AGAIN?*

In Surtifruver:

‘Hi, I notice that you’ve run out of the unsweetened soya milk. When would you get the stock?’

‘Oh, let me check.’

5 minutes later

‘Hi Madam, we don’t have any more unsweetened soya milk. We have the vanilla flavour soya milk.’

*!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!! That’s why I asked you when you would get your stock!*

Be prepared for this in Colombia.